Tuesday, April 25, 2006

To the Man with the Rip in his Pants:

So, in a last ditch effort to RRROLL UP THE RIM TO WIN, and to con myself into going to work early, I went to Tim Horton's for an "Extra Large Two Cream Please." There was a fairly long line but it only takes a few minutes when it's just coffee.

While waiting, I glanced at the man in front of me and saw he had this HUGE rip in the back of his dress pants! Quickly, while trying not to look, I debated whether or not to tell him, but I think the fact that his blue underwear was showing was definately the clincher.

I leaned into him and whispered, "Excuse me? Did you know you have a very large rip in your pants?"

To my astonishment, he chuckled, and said, "Yup."

"OH! Um... Sorry! I just figured if it was me I'd want to know."

And thus ended a very awkward and embarrassing conversation!

So, if the man with the rip in the back of his pants reads this, here is my advice to you: Do not enter food establishments with your underwear showing. 'Nuff said.

3 comments:

Aaron Ferguson said...

So, Canadians must be comfortable airing things out, eh? Just kidding :)

Lisa S said...

Good girl!

If it was me, I'd want you to tell me.

I also feel the urge to tell several teenage girls each day that their underwear is showing, but I don't think they'd care either.

kelle said...

I'd want someone to tell me if I had a rip in my pants!

Too funny!!